My Awesome Story

I played question roulette with my Blogger Profile and I got the following prompt:

"Quick the children are waiting, tell them the story about the frog and the wig." So I typed an awesome story and clicked "Save Profile" .

You know what Blogger told me?

There's errors below and I scrolled down and it said "Answer must be AT MOST 400 characters". It didn't tell me that before, there was no warning, there were no signs, there wasn't even a character count to help me copyright and edit. I had this same problem with my "About Me" section last night. I should have learned my lesson then but I didn't. I'm not surprised by that. When I eat cold "Mommy Fried Potatoes and Onions" I get hiccups and I know when I'm tossing them in my mouth I will get hiccups that doesn't stop me. So today when I encountered a free form space on Blogger that said I could type what I want and I typed without thought to a character limit, I should not have been surprised that I ran up against one. Fun Ebbie Fact: I'm incredibly stubborn and hard headed people blame it on my being a Taurus the Bull I think I'm just stubborn and hard headed.

But here in the blog the character is my King and I get to share my story anyway just not in the profile section; Take that Blogger neener neener. Here's my awesome thirty second fairytale, I hope you think its awesome too:

Once upon a time there was a bald frog who sported a wig everywhere he went. One day he happened upon a fly who asked him, "why do you wear a wig?" The frog replied to the fly, "I'm the only species here in this forest who doesn't have hair, I wear the wig because it makes me like everyone else." The fly said,"Silly Frog, you're not bald you have skin instead of a coat that's the only difference. You're not missing anything and you're making yourself hot! Take off that wig". The frog took off the wig and immediately felt better and thought to himself, "Im hungry." So he stuck out his tongue and ate the fly. That.....is F*ed UP!!!!