No that's not the beginning of a very unfunny Johnny Carson/Ed McMahon joke...those are the pole moves I learned at Soultree Motion Studios (www.soultreemotion.com). Yes pole dancing but not sleazy pole dancing, yes pole dancing can be classy, there's a fine line but there's a line nonetheless. Every Monday for the past 8 weeks I've been "unleashing my inner goddess". Cliche? Maybe; but very effective. Dirt, Dana, and Lynn have managed to pick up where my Mummy left off in building a woman who is confident of herself, secure in her mind, and content with just being. But that's the inner stuff, the outer stuff uh huh yep the girl has got some moves and the cool part is its a delicious little secret that I can let out only when I wanna.....yipppeeee. Alas Session I is over and there will be no dancing until January 7th unless my darling husband can finally put up my pole...sigh! So thankyou my dear friends at Soul Tree thank you for helping me feed my mind body and spirit and no Dirt I didn't forget to feed my husband the dog or the cat but I did feed myself first!!! Can't wait for Session II!
PS -- Dana you f*in ROCKED last night to Enter Sandman...I heart you!
On a funny note, I found out this morning that I'm hot no matter what. I had a horrible migraine this morning so I skipped the office. Said migraine begged me to walk to the corner store and get a honey bun (yummy). On my way some guys were rolling down the street honking and hollering go hot mama. Now I must mention all I did this morning was take a shower and throw on some sweats....so not the ensemble to reward with whoops and yells. But yell they did well its possible that they are the type that will yell and whoop at anything resembling the female form....balloon officially deflated. But the honey bun was great and my headache is now a dull thud...thanks Little Debbie!
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