A Bone to Pick with Fluffy

I have a bone to pick with Sean John/P.Diddy/Diddy/Puffy/Puff Daddy/Sean Puffy Combs. Well actually several bones. But let me start here, Eligh Porter the "special person" in the video above, spits hotter fire, Please sign him to Bad Boy and assign him all of your guest appearances...please please please...

1. The friggin name changes. Everyone knows I'm not a HUGE fan but 90% of his cuts land on my "Guilty Pleasures" Playlist on my Zune. I had to create that list BECAUSE OF HIM. Whenever I wanted to hear a cut, I had to figure out which name he recorded it under and it causes issues. Also, besides that point the name changes are just ridiculous

2. Recycling. For years now he's been remixing songs like a zillion times and I eventually became ok with that, but allowing the same rap on several different songs is just ridiculous. I heard the same TI rap on several different Fluffy remixes and it fit the original song it was made for the other ones it just made no sense at all and was just lazy...that sucks..I'm sure in the Bad Boy roster of abandoned artisist someone could have ripped out a few simple bars (Black Rob Anyone?) to avoid the monotony

3. His Guest Appearance. The other day I was listening to satellite and I've grown to like Donnie the new Bad Boy Justin Timberlake but Fluffy's verse on that song:


Excuse me lady, how you doin Have my baby I'm just screwin around I'm crazy Baby girl I'm night and dayin Taste you girl, don't stop your lovin Everytime you stop the frontin I'll pop your oven You should in fact stay Could be that way I'm good in that way Hood in that way I'll be your lover, your favorite color We outerspacing, we breathe each other Your in a tantra I got the answer I'll twist you back up, Its hard to stand up I'm yours it's on, yes baby girl you're f**king with Sean Ride wit a don, foreign languages, lets play Pong Take off your outfit and lets be gone

Why Fluffy why? Just dumb dumb dumb. Pong references, popping an oven don't you mean pop the hood? What's wrong with you? You messed up the song, Donnie should have said no but then again him and seven even with all of the smoke in the studio were probably terribly afraid you'd make them get you some cheesecake or another name change paper. Please stop rapping.

I do however have a gasp, apology for Fluffy, I'm sorry Britney stole you're opening of "Its Bad Boy Bitch" and made it her own in "Piece of Me" by saying "Its Britney Bitch" but then again now you must know how it feels when you take other peoples "children" and desecrate them with rhymes that would make Dr. Seuss grown.